As if the biker bar across the road from my front porch (owned by a former pro hockey player) isn't enough, now we have the Monkey Bar, an "over 21" night club and St. Charles' "only" night club.
And. It's. Right. Across. The. Street. From. Me.
I can see the damned thing while my dog is taking a shit in the yard. Whee.
So. Biker Bar. Monkey Bar. Oh, and let's not forget the 24/7 Gold's Gym juice bar. That one's going up at the entrance of my subdivision.
Yeah. I LOVE the smell of lost properly value in the morning.
Well, so much for the "conservative stronghold". That's what a man at the Claire McCaskill rally call St. Charles county "conservative stronghold". Well, there's conservative and there's "Hey, just let me rub my face in your tits for 10 bucks, honey."
I somewhat regretted moving here a few months ago - I'd lived in St. Louis county for 46 years - but I thought it was just me being snobby and I was going to hang in there and make a go of it.
Fuck that.