The Neverending Period

I suppose I should be glad that I'm verging on the sunset of my menses cycle. However, the pre-menopausal crap is getting old very fast.

I get my period on the 10th of June. It lasts the normal 3-4 days, then sixteen days later I spot for a day or so. Two days afterwards, I come down with gastroenteritis, then 5 more days and hello! There's the old period again.

Now, 8 days have passed, I'd really like it to go now.

Really.